I want a nation-wide ban on socks and sandals

Did you read the news yesterday? Our friend JH wants to ban headscarves here in Austria.

Hey, if he gets that, then I want a couple of things changed around here, too.

For one thing, I want an aboslute ban on socks and sandals. And I don’t care what all you Germans say. It looks stupid.
And while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the nylons-over-unshaven-legs-thing. It’s gross. Especially with white nylons; it’s got to go. 
What about Izods with upturned collars - get over it, you guys. Those days are over and gone!

Why doesn’t anybody ask me what needs to be banned. I’ve got a whole list.

If Jörg gets his headscarves, then I want something done about the sandal thing.

Fair is fair.

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